So almost a year ago, I was opening the office mail and came across a strange letter from this guy called Kenneth Snipps. I can't remember what the letter said, but it was something that in some teensy way could've been relevant to the function of our office. I Googled the guy, and it turns out he just sends random letters to people. No one knows how he picks the people he sends letters to, but he does it and it's just plain weird. Here are some Google hits about Mr. Snipps:
Kenneth Snipps' website
Kenneth Snipps' Facebook
An article about one of Mr. Snipps' letters (pretty darn funny, please read this!)
Alan Boardman's gossip about Forestville, CT (and Mr. Snipps)
Anyway, I brought the letter home and showed it to Big M, who proceeded to friend this guy on Facebook. I haven't checked to see if they're still FB buddies, but I wouldn't be surprised...
So fast forward to almost a year later... today. We got ANOTHER letter! I was totally going to do a blog about my outfit today, but this is WAY BETTER. So here you go... the letter..
I didn't respond to the last letter, though I probably still have it somewhere...
If I didn't think it could potentially piss Boss Lady off (do I really care?), I'd totally write back to this one. Perhaps I'll hang onto it and write back in her name, just as a going away present when I leave the job. I mean... if the guy can look up our Society, he probably saw our website and easily could've addressed it to any one of us. So it's not like it's a violation of her privacy.
Then again, he could be an axe murderer and could show up and chop her to bits. I'm not sure I want to be responsible for that...
But WHAT THE HECK, THIS IS SO AWESOME!! I can only hope that my future job will also have me lucky enough to receive these letters there, as well.

Is there a future job yet? Snipps and Biggs sound like aliases to me...I fear he's a nut job.
ReplyDeleteNo future job yet. I did get a couple of rejection emails this week, though. I guess I don't have to wonder about them anymore... which is kind of a good thing. I guess.
ReplyDeleteCan I throw a temper tantrum now? I'm so sick of writing cover letters and getting automated emails that accept my application and tell me I have to be patient and can't call anyone about the position in question. Wth.
No doubt Snipps is a nut job.